Just how strong is the next Supreme Court Justice? Strong enough to have a coffee blend named after him. Judge Alito's Bold Justice
is $7.95/pound in store. You can also purchase it ONLINE HERE
for $8.95 pound.
That got me thinking, we could ask them to do a special blend of coffee in honor of our precious Governor. It would have to be decaf since our Governor likes to "take naps."
Another e-mail indicates that Blanco was taking a nap the day before the hurricane hit when U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff was trying to reach her.
"I think she's asleep now," wrote Roderick Hawkins, Blanco's deputy press secretary.
Bottcher said on Thursday that Blanco worked throughout the day, which began at 4 a.m. She said that Hawkins made a wrong assumption because she couldn't be located by Louisiana State Police.
"She didn't nap," Bottcher said. "It's not uncommon for State Police to not be able to find her."
Knowing that, one must conclude that part of the blend should have a coffee bean that is rare. A bean that's say... hard to find.
It should also have beans from a mountainous region in it, some place where deer can be found, in honor of that look in her eyes.
Like most of her staff, the beans should be dried up and useless and all the blame should fall on the (coffee) bushes. A committee should be formed to decide who is going to be on the committee to decide the recipe, which should be inconsistent. The recipe should take the beans and throw them together, with no real plan.
The coffee should be watered down and also should leave a bad taste in your mouth, much like the Governor has done with Louisianans. It should also have a strong hint of wine. I know wine doesn't go with coffee, but have you ever seen our Governor talk? Finally, the coffee should be very expensive in honor of how our Governor thinks, why spend a little and get your money's worth, when you can waste the money on something you really don't need?
And the name of the Coffee? Kathleen Blanco's "Blame it on the (Coffee) Bushes" Blend
. I know I would never buy it, but so many Democrats will.
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